I'll never be an actor, cause I hate standing still on my mark
I'll never be a car thief, cause I'd have to find a place to park
I'll never be a magician, a rabbit wouldn't fit inside of my hat
I'll never be a surveyor, keeping my lines nice and straight and all that
I may not be the rodeo queen
Or the cowboy riding in the spotlight
Maybe something in between
Someone who hasn't made the headlines, but feels like he might
Don't want to be a fire walker, don't want no coals burning onto my feet
I've already been a bus driver, picking up strangers on the corner of every other street
I'll never be a banker, a cobbler or a cook, a soldier or an undertaker
I'll never count money, mend shoes or bake bread
Never shoot first and ask questions later
Better sell lots of tickets before inviting everybody in
Terrify the neighbors til the cops come and close us down again
Take the big show on the road
Everywhere is out west of somewhere
Tuesday in Chicago, Thursday Madison, and Friday in Eau Claire
Never be an honor student and have to do just as I'm told
I'll never be a lion tamer unless the lions are all drugged, sleepy and old
Maybe when I wake up and see this life has been just a dream
When the light begins to separate all that is and all that might have been
When cowboy and rodeo queen ask themselves, “what then?”
They finish with the rodeo and head back home again
Sprightly, eccentric EP from a New Zealand-based post-punk outfit featuring members of Trust Punks, Cool Cult, and Long Distance. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 11, 2024